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"Any workout that leaves you flat on your back, staring up at the sky, wondering what the hell happened, deserves a girl’s name."
-Glassman joked on why benchmark WOD’s have girl names. (via myquirkylife)
still recovering from Angie on Monday - that bitch ripped my hands up
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Today is one of those days
where i have to make deals with myself just to get some work done.
It started off as “just edit one more article and then you can check facebook” but it’s quickly dissolved into “just edit one more paragraph and you can read a chapter of your book.”
It’s a slow day, folks. Oy vey.
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ESPN’s The Body Issue. It’s nudey magazine day!
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a blossom! I have a green thumb! Woo!
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Starting the trek down to Florida. Ace is helping navigate.
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"Kevin Youkilis is one of the most oddly shaped human beings in professional athletics. His torso is giant and cylindrical — he looks like a cartoon poor person wearing a barrel. He is completely bald — like, aggressively bald, like he hates hair — except for a fiery red goatee bush that tumbles out of his face like Play-Doh from a fun factory. When he hits, he stands with his feet so close together the ump could tip him over with one quick index-finger jab to the sternum — an action that must have been tempting for many umps over the years — and as he raises the bat above his head and aims the barrel back toward the pitcher in a manner any Little League coach would surely curtail (“No, Kevin, not like that, that’s all wrong … just … is your dad here? I need to talk to him”), his hands are a foot apart on the handle of the bat, and he then slowly slides them toward each other as the pitcher moves through his delivery. It’s fucking insane."
-This whole article on Youk is brilliant. (Thanks Becca for posting on FB!) (via somuchsass)
i love Youk. So sad he’s now the wrong color Sox.
(via somuchsass)
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"Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out there. And I also hope that you will choose to make some of that trouble on behalf of women."
- Nora Ephron, Wellesley’s Class of 1996 Commencement Speech (via partyforone)(via partyforone)
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Saw this last night cause bosslady had free passes she didn’t want… so weird you guys. I don’t think I liked it… but I can’t really be sure. I still have so many questions!
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I stan the fuck out for Channing Tatum. I have for years. It’s well documented in these here archives.
The extent that he could get it….ugh. You know what. Y’all already know.
Just received the following text from bestie: “I just bought tickets for the midnight show. And took Friday off.” Homegirl has her priorities right.
