adventures in chaos

Apparently there is no category for me

So here i am perusing my Runner’s World supplement of 10 useful reports over lunch when i come across an article titled “Special Report for Women.” Awesome. Let’s do this. It’s supposed to give women-specific running tips from “adolescence through your golden years.”

Here’s my problem: i do not fall into the adolescence bracket nor do i fall into the motherhood bracket. After motherhood comes masters and then mature years. i am not in any of those groups.

Dear Runner’s World, why you no haz a group for 20-30 somethings who don’t have no babies?