adventures in chaos

apples and gang bangs

the following is a phone conversation i just had:

me: hey

him: i’m eating a pizza with apples on it.

me: wow. i’m impressed. you know that’s a fruit, right?

him: but it’s also got ham and bacon on it.

him: it’s called the apple bang bang… or the apple gang bang. yeah, that’s it.

co-worker in the background: it’s the apple bacon bang

him: right, close enough