Reason #3409344857 why i’m not/shouldn’t have kids
Last night the boy and i went to a high school lacrosse game. His brother is the head coach. Other than that i really had no ties to the game or a team or anything and really, if i think about it, i could give a shit about high school sports right now. But, y’all, i got soooo into it. Like yelling at the refs and starting fights with the other team’s coaches into it. Actually, that last part was mostly the boy. But, seriously, what coach turns around and responds to/yells at people in the crowd? Real mature douchebag. Of course that only made us all taunt him even more.
Anyway, back to the point of this post - i love sports and i would want any of my future offspring to love/play sports too. Except i would be that mama that got kicked out. i just can’t handle it. In fact, i once got kicked out of my sister’s soccer game. Sitting next to my grandmother. So, in conclusion, no kids cause i just can’t seem to control myself at sporting events. whoops.